I joined your blog late... are you gay? Or bi? You're hot tho.
kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt
you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
I want to be like this when I’m older
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Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly
OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist
wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist
I am, in no way detail oriented. I do NOT want to be a tax auditor
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
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