I joined your blog late... are you gay? Or bi? You're hot tho.

cyberho:

blastortoise:

cyberho:

kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt 

you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……

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killoyatthedisco:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

I want to be like this when I’m older

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Careers by Zodiac Sign

trippyhit:

adam-rikard:

shardofsong:

stupiddogwalkers:

simply-terrific:

chihorihiro:

I cried

Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly 

OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist

wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist 

I am, in no way detail oriented. I do NOT want to be a tax auditor

(Source: ridinghi, via jeniferher-nandez)

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